One day, Pinnochio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what
girls and wooden boys do. Later, as they were cuddling,
Pinnochio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend.
So he asked her, What's the matter, baby?"
Pinnochio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're
probably the best guy I've ever met-- but every time we
make
love, you give me splinters."
This remark bothered Pinnochio a great deal, so the next day
he
went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto.
When
Pinnochio arrived, he could tell something was bothering
Pinnochio, and asked him what was the matter. As Pinnochio
revealed his dilemma, Gepetto searched up and down for a
solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might
be able
to "smooth" out Pinnochio's relationship with his girlfriend.
Pinnochio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way.
Gepetto had not heard from Pinnochio for a while and therefore
assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinnochio's
problems.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades
sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinnochio.
When
he saw Pinnochio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store
had
in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So Pinnochio, things must be going
pretty damn good with the girls". To which Pinnochio
replied,
"GIRLS? WHO NEED GIRLS???"
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